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Before any of the chastised mares could respond, the Apple family matriarch looked up toward Sweet Apple Acres' front gate with a grin spreading across her wrinkled face as a cheery voice sounded over the muddy courtyard . "Another Apple about to drop on our heads, eh Granny?"

All eyes turned to see a stout mare draped in a heavy canvas cloak and broad brimmed hat pick her way across the churned up mud of the courtyard, bulging saddle bags hanging from her sides. When she stepped into the light she revealed a broad, olive green face with a bluff, open smile.

Granny Smith held up a hoof in welcome. "Just the gal I was a-waitin' fer. Howdy, Cabbage Leaf. Y'got my note, I reckon."

The sturdy mare nodded. "That I did, Granny. Sorry if the weather slowed me up a little gettin' here."

Nurse Redheart blinked in recognition and stammered. "C-cabbage Leaf, the... the midwife?"

The new arrival nodded again. "Right a roonie."

She squinted her eyes and peered at the flustered nurse from under the floppy brim of her hat. "You're one of the Heart sisters, aren't you? I heard tell you all went into medicine." She beamed at the younger mare. "Does my old heart proud to see fillies I delivered make good like that. Feels like I'm makin' a difference."

The Apple family matriarch nodded in satisfaction and turned toward the door, gesturing at it with a hoof. "Well, we got one more t' add t'yer tally, if'n you'd kindly step this way, she's been in labor fer 'bout a half hour now."

Cabbage Leaf smiled and set her jaw. "Gotcha. Bathrooms back and to the left, right? I go wash up and get to work."

With that, she clomped up the steps, slipped off her muddy boots, and went inside.

Granny Smith turned back to the zebra, stallion, and assembly of mares huddled in the rain. She snapped a hoof at Redheart and Zecora. "You, and you, go git washed up too. You'll be helpin' Cabbie out with Miss Fluttershy. Step lively now."

The zebra nodded, and started in toward the house, pausing and turning to look back at Nurse Redheart. "I am sorry to say I let my collar get hot, that I said harsh words, and that you and I fought. It is better if we work together, and both bring all of our skills to bear, for our friend and her foal are our primary care."

Nurse Redheart fidgeted and took a glance over her shoulder in the direction of Ponyville. "Yes, you're probably right. B-but... proper... proper procedures in this case..."

Granny Smith set her jaw and gazed sternly at the younger mare. "Proper procedures is what I say they is as long as your hooves are on Apple family land, missy. Either play on th' team or git the hay off our property."

The white furred mare nodded in acquiescence and fell into step behind Zecora. When they passed into the house she came up beside the zebra herbalist and leaned in, whispering with a contrite expression on her face. They stopped, and traded hoofshakes that turned into a brief hug, and then continued back toward the first floor bathroom.

The wizened mare turned to her granddaughters, focusing on the eldest, still partially tangled in the harness of the surrey. "AJ, put that contraption back in the shed then go inside and git cleaned up. Yer in charge fer the duration."

She turned to the younger sister and bobbed her head toward the bedraggled trio of Rarity, Caramel, and Pinkie Pie. "Apple Bloom, take them poor gals upstairs and get 'em settled in a warm bath 'fore they catch their death o' cold."

Without another word the Apple sisters hurried to comply. Applejack struggled back into her harness and fought the not-so-shiny-now surrey into position to roll it back into the shed. Caramel stepped aside while Apple Bloom threw a foreleg over Rarity's shoulders and clamped her teeth onto Pinkie's tail, dragging the bouncing, jittering earth pony behind as she led the shivering unicorn toward the porch.

Granny Smith nodded in satisfaction, and then turned and cracked a toothless smile at the slightly befuddled looking tan stallion who now stood in the deserted courtyard in his mud clotted pink boots, the wind whipping his rain slicker as a dejected, broken umbrella flapped in the mud behind him. She beckoned to him with her hoof. "Now as fer you, young feller. You look like you could use some coffee and pie."

A smile blossomed across Caramel's face as he stepped up onto the porch, pausing as he pulled the slightly rumpled box forth from under the cape of his rain slicker. He beamed as it dangled by it's string from his teeth. "Thanks, ma'am. Pinkie and I brought pifflenoodle too!"

The old grey mare chuckled as she went inside. "Well that's right nice o' ya, sonny. Leave yer gal's galoshes out on th' porch so y' don't track mud all over."


Fluttershy let out a small, strangled mew as another contraction coursed through her. She lay sprawled on an old quilt atop their bed, her wings hanging limply at her rounded sides as she let out a succession of ragged, panting breaths.

Seated on the floor beside the butter colored pegasus, her mountain of a husband Big Macintosh looked gravely down at his shivering little wife and gently stroked her back with a broad hoof. His low, gentle voice hung in the air against the backdrop of rain pattering against the shuttered windows. "Keep breathin', little wing, nice n' steady now. Just like they taught us in Lamarez class."

Her faint voice replied plaintively. "Oh... I'm sorry, b-big bunny. I... it's okay. R-really. That... that last one wasn't really that bad."

The huge red earth pony pursed his lips and furrowed his brow. He'd been married to the soft spoken pegasus for long enough to know when she was trying her best to downplay how bad things were. Big Macintosh was strong enough to buck oak trees in half, but he couldn't do anything to ease his beloved Fluttershy's suffering at that moment. Nothing except stand firm at her side, offering her his quiet support.

Both ponies looked up as the door to their bedroom softly opened to reveal a stocky green mare with a white streaked brown mane and tail and a head of cabbage for a cutie mark. She grinned at them cheerfully as she set a pair of saddlebags down beside her. "Hey there! So everypony here who's havin' a foal please raise your hoof."

Fluttershy furtively peeked out from behind her straggling pink mane, biting her lip as she gingerly raised one of her hooves a little. "Um...I suppose that could guess... If... if that's okay with you..." She was cut off with a squeak as another contraction hit. Big Macintosh nuzzled her neck as she gritted her teeth and curled her hooves into the old quilt beneath her.

He looked back up at the stout midwife as she came into the room. "You're Cabbage Leaf, right? Granny said you were comin'. I remember you from back when Apple Bloom was born."

The stocky mare chuckled as she settled down beside him. "I was here when your momma had your other sister, and I was here when she had you too, although I'd be pretty darn impressed if you remembered that." She gave him a sidelong grin and nudged him in the side. "You're a whole lot bigger than when I first met ya. Still just as cute, tho." With a wink at the husband she turned her attention to the wife.

Cabbage Leaf ran a hoof down Fluttershy's side and leaned in to speak softly to her. "Now just you relax, honey. I've been pickin' Apples for years now and I ain't dropped one yet. I'm gonna check you over, then lets see about gettin' you up and movin' around a little."

At the sound of shuffling hoof falls at the door, she turned and beckoned to Zecora and Nurse Redheart, who waited expectantly outside. "Come on in ladies, and lets get down to business."

The characters depicted in this fiction are copyright and trademarks of Hasbro, Inc. This is a work of fan fiction, and the author makes no claim on Hasbro's copyright or trademarks.

A My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic Fan Fiction.

This story is set several years after the events depicted in Season 1.

Part 4

Granny Smith has it all in hoof, and the expert that SHE called in arrives.

Part 5->[link]
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FireheartTheInferno Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah! Granny Smith laying down the law!
ShadowLDrago Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
I don't think wheather Cabbage Leaf being OK with you having a foal or njot is going to mae a big difference, Fluttershy. You're still nice though. Big mac and Fluttershy, both ssoft spokes, Big Mac being more the strong silent type, he could probably buck an oak tree in half. He'd be scary if he were mad...
Redfeathercat Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Wait...a contraction went through fluttershy? What do you mean by contraction? And what's Lamarez class? (Sorry for so many questions. Your story's great, though!)
WarrenHutch Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014
Contractions are something experienced by a pregnant female in the process of giving birth. Not being a lady type myself I can't speak with any authority, but they're the painful part of being in labor.

Lamarez is a pony pun based on Lamaze (

Rathika Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
Granny Smith is a BOSS. I never before realized how awesome she could be.
GimmeSunshine Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so cute it's almost not fair.
CodWars Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
awwwww this is so exciting!!!!!!
jsk001 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
you have succeeded in making FlutterMac my OTP, and breaking CheeriMac took some DOING
heamrh Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
Cabbage Leaf leaning over to whisper to fluttershy, my irony meter exploded
pinkRainbowpie Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
flutter mac wtf how dare you how dare you think of big mac and flutter shy as a couple dies at the thought.
FennecFyre Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Look pal, just because you don't like the shipping doesn't mean you have to spew it, and with bad grammar and punctuation may I add. It's FLUTTERSHY, not flutter shy. Now pipe down and read, or get the hay out.
pinkRainbowpie Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
- Love and tolerate and since when does anypony pay attention or think my comments are serious........ oh and ITS WAS A JOKE ARTARD!
WarrenHutch Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
I can tolerate gibberish, but please refrain from throwing around insults in my comment streams.
pinkRainbowpie Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FennecFyre Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
...Artard? And as for "love and tolerate", right back at ya. Again, no need to have a cow over disliked shipping.
pinkRainbowpie Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Mark-Firehaven Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Is it wrong that the only reason I remember you is your sig?
pinkRainbowpie Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
-Shrug- I don't mind.
Luffy-Kun Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The "big bunny" and "little wing" thing is even funnier now that the Hearts & Hooves Day episode has aired and we know Big Mac likes to sweet talk. Lol. :XD:

Lamarez. :rofl:

Part of me wants to see the return of Flutterage. I love depictions of women going crazy during labor and Fluttershy is just the pony to make it hilarious.

Aww. Fluttermac. This is my favorite hetero pairing with the Mane Six. Its so cute. Quiet and Quieter.
DracoDei Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
-I am not doing my usual detailed review this time through (will try to remember to do so on a reread). But I might as well mention a FEW things.

Just like they taught us in Lamarez class."
-Good lexicon building.
HolyCross9 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011
So why does Fluttershy nickname her husband "big bunny?"
WarrenHutch Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011
'Cos she digs bunnies.

Plus there may be some bunny related issues that got them together in the first place, but that's as far as I'll elaborate on that...
Mark-Firehaven Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
That right there elaborated enough. Angel bunny did it!
HolyCross9 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011
destroyerofbunnies Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011
the thing about big mac bucking trees in half but he couldnt ease fluttershy's pain... manly tears T_T
otellos Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
"I've been pickin' Apples for years now and I ain't dropped one yet." Oh my god that's so amazing hahaha. You do so well with keeping characters in..uh..character. I don't usually comment on stuff but I also don't usually actually laugh when reading fics. Kudos.
EvilPaladin11 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Lets get down to business, to defeat, the Hun. Wait...
Nemmisis205 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Anybody up for a super Disney Crossover?
Quilltastic Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did they send me fillies! When i asked for colts?! ... wait that doesn't rhyme :/
DracoDei Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
There is a YouTube with the original song. I DO wish someone would do it with original lyrics. Some thoughts on word choice can be found in the comments for it.
(And the choice of Pony to play Shang the Drill Instructor/Commanding Officer is... unusual, but made to work).
Buckykatt42 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
I thought the same thing.
superwaffle350 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Little Wing and Big Bunny. I think my heart exploded... Seriously, I'm sitting here, grinning like an idiot, feeling like I swallowed hot cocoa and butterflies all at once.
TempestRunner Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Wow. Well played Big Mac! Well played...
j03b0b0fd00m Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
That bit of dialog was great.

"So, who's in labor?"

"Um...I suppose that could guess... If... if that's okay with you..."
ClockwiseGear Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That had me laughing as well.
Lurks-no-More Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
Awww, those pet names!
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